NikMiller
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October 23rd is the official Slap Your Irritating Coworkers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very, very glad to officially announce SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! Here are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co- workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping on October 23rd..... and have a great slapping day!
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Dave
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LMAO
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PassingWoman
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Can we have it today, oh PLEEEEEEEEEAAAASSSSSSEEEEE!
~PW
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Afura
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Well, for all of the people here on mulatto.org who are one, maybe two steps from whippin' somebody's azz at work... here's a little song just for y'all! LOL
Peep game...
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Yogi
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This ought to be on like the first Monday of every month.
I miss working days with my old crew, we had brought co-worker abuse to an art form. Physical, verbal, mental...... no place for the emotionally weak.
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Yogi
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Quote: Originally Posted by AfuraWell, for all of the people here on mulatto.org who are one, maybe two steps from whippin' somebody's azz at work... here's a little song just for y'all! LOL Peep game...
Nice.
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NikMiller
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At my old office, we replaced the words with "I'mma gonna tell ya how good God's been...." when we were really thinking....
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